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(The drawbridge)
Jake:What's this?
Elwood:What?
Jake:This car. This STUPID car. Where's the Caddy?
Elwood:The what?
Jake:The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile.
Elwood:I traded it.
Jake:You traded the Bluesmobile for this?
Elwood:No, a microphone.
Jake:A Microphone?

Okay, I can see that. But where the hell did you get this?

Elwood:From the Mount Prospect City police auction. It's an old Mount Prospect City police car!
Jake:Great! The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.
Elwood:You don't like it?
Jake:

No, I don't like it. (Tosses the lighter out the window.)

Jake:It's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood:It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop supsension, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
So is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Jake:Fix the cigarette lighter.
Jake:...5000 bucks? No problem. Come on, Elwood!
Nun: No, I will NOT take your filthy, stolen money.
Jake:Well, then, I guess you're really up shit creek.
Nun:(hits Jake with a wooden ruler)
Jake:Arrgh
Nun:Pardon me, what did you say?
Jake: I offered to help you.
Nun:Um hm.
Jake: You refused to take our money.
Nun:Um hm.
Jake: Then I said, 'I guess you're really up shit creek.
Nun:(hits Jake with a wooden ruler)
Jake: Arrgh
Elwood:Christ, Jake, take it easy...
Nun:(hits both with a wooden ruler) Elwood!
Elwood & Jake:Ow!
Christ!
Shit!
Arugh!
Aaaa!
Jesus Crist!
Arrugh.
Jesus Christ.
Ahhh.
Shit.
Elwood:You fat Penguin!
Elwood:Stop hitting me you fat penguin!
They were playing "The Best of Sam & Dave" in the 8-track in the car. The song "Soothe Me" was played when Jake and Elwood are driving in the night just before ...
Elwood: Shit!
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers.
Jake: No!
Elwood: Yeup!
Jake: Shit!
Elwood: I bet you they got SCMODS.
Jake: SCMODS?
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.
...
Elwood:They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
...
ClerkWill there be anything else?
CustomerYes, do you have a 'Miss Piggy?'
...
Elwood:Lot's of space in this mall.
Jake: Man, this mall's got everything...
Baby clothes.
This place has got everything.
Disco pants and haircuts...
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year...
Pier 1 Imports.
Mr.Faboulas: No sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here sir....He's dead sir.
....
Waiter: Wrong glass, sir.
....
Jake: How much for the little girl?
'Ow much for de weemen!
I want to buy your women. How much for your daughters?
Sell them to me. Sell me your children.
hehehehehehehehehe
We're putting the band back together.
Jake: If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every night of the week.
....
Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir! Sir!
Elwood:I hate Illinois Nazis...
Willi:What's the name of the place?
Jake: Bob's Country Bunker. Here we are.
Murph:Bob's Country Bunker?
...
Jake: Elwood, come with me.
...
Elwood:Excuse me Ma'am, What kind of music do y'all have here?
Bartender:BOTH kinds, Country AND Western!
Blue Lou:Chicken wire?
Elwood:"We're the Good Old..Blues Brothers..Boys..from Chicago"
Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!
Elwood: This is glue. Strong stuff.
(Jake removes sunglasses)
Jake: It wasn't my fault! Really it wasn't! An old friend came in out of town! The car ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! The tux didn't come back from the cleaners! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Please don't kill us

The Girl: Oh, Jake...
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
MercerHi, wanna hand me the mike?
This is car...(to officer) What car is this?
Five Five.
This is car 55...we're in a truck, he he he.
The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
Elwood:This is definitely Lower Wacker Drive. We should soon be coming upon the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza.
Jake:Thats where they have the Picasso!
Elwood: Yepp
"Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut..."
(sign says "Back in 5 minutes")

Clerk(Spielberg):Can I help you?
...
And here is your receipt.

Songs

Lyrics to "She caught the Katy


She caught the Katy, and left me a mule to ride.
She caught the Katy, and left me a mule to ride.
Well, my baby caught the Katy, left me a mule to ride,
The train pulled out, I swung on behind.
Crazy about her, That hard headed woman of mine.

"Katy" is referring to the Missouri-Kansas-Texas railroad. Its initials are MKT also known as "Katy."

Lyrics to "Rawhide"

Rawhide

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Though the streams are swollen..
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rawhide!

.....
All the things I'm missin
Good viddles love and kissin
Are waitin at the end of my ride.

Head 'em up, Move 'em out...

Lyrics to "Stand by your man"


Stand by your man

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
But if he loves you
Try to hold unto him
After all he's just a man

Lyrics to "Everybody Needs Somebody"

Everybody Needs Somebody

We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois' law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We sincerely hope that you enjoy the show.

And please remember people, no matter who you are, and whatever you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same: you, me, him, them -- everybody, everybody!

Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody to love
Someone to love (Someone to love)
Sweetheart to miss (Sweetheart to miss)
Sugar to kiss (Sugar to kiss)
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you in the morning
I need you, you, you when my soul's on fire

Sometimes I feel, I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me, I never never have a place to hide, I need
you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!

You know people when you do find somebody, hold that woman, hold that
man, love him, hold him, squeeze her, please her, hold, squeeze and
please that person, give 'em all your love, signify your feelings with
every gentle caress, because it's so important to have the special
somebody to hold, kiss, miss, squeeze, and please.

Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody to love
Someone to love (Someone to love)
Sweetheart to miss (Sweetheart to miss)

Sugar to kiss (Sugar to kiss)
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you in the morning
I need you, you, you when my soul's on fire

Lyrics to "Sweet Home Chicago"

SWEET HOME CHICAGO

{ guitar intro }

Come on, oh baba don't you want to go
Oh come on, oh baba don't you want to go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home chicago

(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Oh sweet home chicago ))

Well one and one is two
Six and two is eight
Come on baba don't you make me late

(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))

(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Oh come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))

{ nifty bass runs start }
{ guitar solo }

Six and three is nine
Nine and nine is eighteen
Look there brother baby and you'll see what I've seen

(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))

(( Oh come on, baba don't you want to go-oh-ooh ))
(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( My sweet home chicago ))

{ bass runs throughout }
{ baratone sax solo }
{ trombone solo }

{ sax solo }
{ piano solo }
{ jam }
Originaly stolen from the BB-FAQ by chuck, joe, GLen.

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